It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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