: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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