Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
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