Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
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