dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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