why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
