Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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