i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
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