we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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