I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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