You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
operation have a gay friend backfired
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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