he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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