Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
BRING THE BAGELS
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Randomize
