Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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