i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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