This girl is more easily done than said...
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
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