She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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