normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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