Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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