She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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