My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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