i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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