i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
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