I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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