Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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