She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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