Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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