why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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