The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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