Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize