is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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