12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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