What a fucking waste of an outfit
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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