and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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