She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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