yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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