Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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