kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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