Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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