He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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