Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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