doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
She told me I should be a condom model.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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