you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
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