Already got asked if we're dating
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
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