its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
