I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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