Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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