I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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