Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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