Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
Randomize
