getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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