Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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