my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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