she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
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