How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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